Volkswagen Commercial: The Force (Taxis Fiesta)

You enter a restaurant, sit down, and overhear the folks at the next table planning a bondage scene. How do you react?

I activate my super ear to make certain I get all the details, loud and clear.

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When hugging someone of the opposite sex do you side hug or full frontal hug? Does it depend on any other factors?

Depends on other factors. How good of a friend he is. whether or not I think he's attractive (:P). If he has a wife or GF that would be upset that a female hugged her man... and of course it would depend on the circumstances... a hug to give sympathy, condolence... or congrats I think those are easiest. If its someone that you haven't seen in a while and you are truly happy to see them... those are the ones where I have to think a bit before going in.... I can hear myself asking... who is SHE? why did she hug you like THAT? why did you take forever to let go? huh? huh? huh?

oh ummm.... yeah. i get a bit jealous at times. :P

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If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

idiots

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Were you a Michael Jackson fan?

way back when he was somewhat normal. Loved the Off The Wall album. after that. no.

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Have you broken any bones? If so, how?

Yes.the pinky toe in my right foot. I was at an outdoor concert, early nineties... It was during a song by metallica --- WHIPLASH! I was wearing sandals at the time. couldn't help it, it was whiplash! WHIPLASH!!! c'mon!? So very worth the pain.

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Happy New Year

Howdy folks!

I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

I am an Addict.

My DOC is.... umm.... farmville.



(hah, as if no one knew...)

I am addicted. Yes. I. Am.

My son thinks I'm lame. But isn't that what most teens think of their parents?
Barry has finally accepted that Farmville is a part of my life and will be ok when I am on my farm and not sitting next to him watching TV. (I don't care for TV). My sister was over yesterday. She told me that she couldn't believe there were gift cards for Farmville. I told her, yes, and I would love one.  She rolled her eyes. She thinks I'm a loser.  She should be glad, though. when her kids come to visit with me, I don't lock them in the closet so I can play my game in peace. So, Little Sis, be glad. :) 

So, yes... I'm a lame loser and I want a freaking farmville giftcard!
hah!

Check out what all this fuss is about...
My Farm!

 

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The only reason I started playing Farmville was because they had gnomes. It took me forever to get my first gnome. Now I have a bazllion!  My latest one is the 2011 gnome. I had to buy it. 18 FV Dollars. :)

Heehee!
Happy New Year!
Come be my neighbor!

If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?

The eastern hemisphere. I'd love to travel through Russia, Europe, Africa, The Baltics and Asia. (but I think I'd need more than a month... So maybe Russia would be my first choice.

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Can we postpone Christmas?

Cos I'm not feeling it this year.

Bah.

This is the closest to jolly that you're gonna get from me. 

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