This morning in beautiful Downtown Houston, a driver was caught eating oatmeal.
S/he was so into the cereal that s/he passed a redlight and hit a Metro bus.
Now the really funny thing about this article is that the ad on the page is for McDonald's offering up free McGriddles and advertising their ridiculously cheap Sausage Biscuit and Hashbrowns for a buck. That driver didn't know about it, obviously, so before you go and eat oatmeal in your vehicle, get your free McGriddle.
If this person would have just gone by McDonald's all would have been saved.
This is how close this oatmeal-eating driver was to a McDonald's:
